What random dermatologist can I find to rip this shit off?
October 23, 2023
This bump/bruise/ach/migraine is killing me.
Google map search dermatology offices.
Call every office with multiple docs with no success.
Finally land one where there is a Nurse Practitioner who has an 8:00am consult and go there on the way to the office.
Exam: "flesh colored, a little soft/inflammed, but not red or warm."
Me: Please cut it off. It just feels like a constant ache in the back of my head -and the ice/heat/ib prof- nothing helps....
NP: Has it changed with the antibiotics and steroids?
Me: it's gotten bigger and it hurts more 🤷🏼♀️ I looked everywhere for an appointment and I don't know where to go, can you do ANYTHING for the pain so I'm good for work/life?
NP: "I mean... I can inject it with localized numbing meds but it will only be temporary"
Me: Fuck yeah - I'll take it 🤦🏼♀️
Result: Put on the schedule for the dermatologist to remove the bump on December 7th.
What else did I do that day? Iphone says I was making burger memes for a buddy and beating them in chess. Nice.
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